Thursday, October 26, 2017

Preznit #43 Highly Praised By Comedian Helen Hong On 10/20/2017 Airing Of The Stephanie Miller Show

The following is an excerpt from the Stephanie Miller Show (Friday 10/20/2017) in which executive producer Vanessa Rumbles, live in-studio guest Helen Hong and Stephanie Miller discuss a 10/19/2017 speech by former preznit George W bush. This was a speech in which gwb voiced criticisms of current predisent Donald Trump... without naming him (George W Bush condemns bigotry and lies in coded attack on Trump).

Vanessa Rumbles: He wrote the speech himself...

Helen Hong: No.

Vanessa Rumbles: ...and everyone around him told him that it might be interpreted as him talking bad about Trump, and he didn't care.

Helen Hong: I was just thinking about this. My block has a lot of dogs, so I see a lot of dog poop. If you see dog poop that's been sitting there for awhile and it's kind of dried out, it's less offensive than fresh dog poop.

Stephanie Miller: That's true. That's a very good analogy. George Bush is old dried out dog poop. You can't even smell it anymore.

Helen Hong: It's been sitting in the sun. It's dehydrated. It's harmless. And now, next to a steaming fresh pile...

Stephanie Miller: Steaming, fresh orange pile. It doesn't seem so bad.

Helen Hong: Well, I'm a poet.

(Video: gwb speech "Bigotry in any form is blasphemy". Referred to by Politico as a speech on Trumpism).

"Bigotry seems emboldened" the former preznit says. "Seems"? He acknowledges the obvious, at least. Something most Republican politicians aren't doing. Flake and Corker being the only other two I can think of. There might be others, although they remain largely complicit via their silence.

DSB #76

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Dotard Predisent Forgets Wife Is Standing Right Next To Him

The following video from Fort Myers Florida on 9/14/2017 where predisent Trump talked about Hurricane Irma rescue and relief efforts.

(Video: Mentally enfeebled old man forgets his wife is standing next to him).

Trump defenders say this is "fake news". "Trump is clearly aware she is there and is talking about himself and Melania seeing the devastation in person" according to Maarten Schenk's "hoax alert".

I don't know. He could have meant that Melania really wanted to be there - and that is why she was. On the other hand, Melania, instead of wearing her usual hot model/trophy wife clothing, has on a regular shirt, pants and baseball cap. I'm thinking he didn't recognize her.


DSB #75

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Rich Republican A-Holes Who Think Poors Love It When Natural Disasters Wipe Them Out

Predisent Fart recently made some comments re Hurricane Harvey from a shelter in Houston that sounded familiar to me. In that they were 100 percent tone deaf. When it comes to natural disasters wiping out everything you own, it is a "wonderful thing" apparently. And Trump believed the victims were "really happy" and were having a "good time".

A somewhat similar comment was when former first lady Barbara Bush (when her doofus son was preznit and his administration flubbed the Hurricane Katrina response) said (in regards to the New Orleans refugees who were being housed in the Houston Astrodome) "so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them". (9/5/2005).

Barbara Bush's comments were made "later that day [when] Mrs. Bush was a guest on Marketplace, a show on public radio". Audio below. (Source).

So, during Katrina the mother of Republican preznit George W bush said things were "working very well for them". Now, during Harvey the Republican predisent Donald Trump thinks everyone is having a "great time". Obviously it's not so bad to lose everything when you don't have much to being with. Heck, it can even work out very well (because some of the victims got a $2000 debit card). Or be so exciting that you end up having a great time (no debit cards, but you might get to meet THE Donald Trump!).

Transcript of Marketplace Barbara Bush audio: [Announcer] Houston, we may have a problem. [Barbara Bush] Almost everyone I've talked to said "we're going to move to Houston". [Announcer] Former 1st lady Barbara Bush took note of the mood in the small city that's formed inside Houston's astrodome. She said many simply want to stay put. [Barbara Bush] unintelligible ...scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. So many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway... this is working very well for them.

DSB #74

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Trump-Branded KKK Hoods For Sale In Trump Tower Gift Shop. Outrageous!

What does this mean? Looks like Trump is officially out of the KKKloset. Additionally, I found the following pic while surfing the net.

The one good thing that can be said of this picture is that the KKKmader-in-chief is wearing a tie of reasonable length (does not flow down to his crotch). I don't know when it was taken, or who took it, btw. It surely does not look good for Trump, though.

Other items for sale in the Trump Tower gift shop include pee-proof sheets and Russian flags. The sheets, I'm guessing, are for fans of "golden showers" (like Trump) and the flags for fans of Russia (trumpers appreciative of the help Putin provided to help Donald "win" the election).

"For fine people - show your pride" the packaging on the Trump-branded KKK hood says! He's not even pretending any longer! Yes, we've had racist presidents in the past, but this shit should not fly TODAY. Impeach!

Note: "appreciative" is a link to a pic of a trumpanzee holding up a "Thank you Russia" sign. Image posted to Reddit here. Looks real to me, although the Trump dancing with the KKK pic is (I'm guessing) photoshopped. And the Trump-branded KKK hood - as per the article I got the tweet from - says the merchandice is "satarical". Also placed there by "pranksters". Which is why this post is labeled "satire". All the links go to real articles, however. No fake news!

DSB #73

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Rex Tillerson Confirms That Comments & Actions Of Predisent Fart Do Not Reflect American Values

That is my interpertation of what Sec of State Tillerson said in regards to predisent Fart, at least.

Given the fact that, if he did mean what he said, he would be speaking the truth. And I surely do not expect truthfulness from any Billionaire oligarch in the Fart Administration. Maybe Tillerson gaffed and accidentally told the truth?

Tillerson's words are from a Fox Nooz interview with Chris Wallace in which Trump's despicable Charlottesville comments (which earned condemnation from the UN) were the topic of discussion.

The following is from the 8/27/2017 airing of msnbc's Live with Alex Witt...

Audio Clip Begins...

Rex Tillerson: I don't believe that anyone doubts the American people's values or the commitment of the American government, or the government's agencies to advancing those values and defending those values.

Chris Wallace: And the president's values?

Rex Tillerson: The president speaks for himself, Chris.

Audio Clip Ends...

Alex Witt: In minutes, reactions to Secretary of State's Rex Tiller's comments when directly asked whether the president reflects American values.

Video: Fox News Sunday interview by Chris Wallace with ex-ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson from which MSNBC excerpted it's clip (my transcription above) (1:46, pub 8/27/2017).

DSB #72

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

The Antichrist Donald Trump Demands All People Accept The Mark Of The Beast

Soon Donald John Trump, the 3rd Antichrist as predicted by Nostradamus (after Napoleon and Hitler), will demand that citizens accept the Mark of the Beast. Not yet, but it is only a matter of time. First the False Prophet will appear.

Verse 12 [of Revelation] gives us the false prophet's mission on earth, which is to force humanity to worship the Antichrist [Donald Trump]. He has all the authority of the Antichrist because, like him, the false prophet is empowered by Satan. ...people will fall before them in adoration of their power and message. Verse 14 goes on to say the deception will be so great that the people will set up an idol to the Antichrist, "the image of the beast", and worship it. (Who is the false prophet of the end times?).

Obviously the PEOPLE who "fall before them in adoration" (the Antichrist DJT and the false prophet) are Trump followers. People who believe that anything negative about Trump in the media is fake news.

But things do not end well for the loyal and deluded trumpanzees. According to Revelation 14:9-10, "if anyone worships the beast and its image and receives its mark on their forehead or on their hand, they, too, will drink the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath".

BTW, when I say that it a matter of time before DJT demands that people accept the Mark of the Beast, I mean IF DJT is the Antichrist. He might be. He might not be. I seriously don't know. And, how could I? Despite lies from another blogger regarding how I write about how Trump IS the Antichrist. I have never done so, and will never do so (the title of this post is troll bait).

Video: Breakthrough prophecy about Donald Trump from Mark of the Beast News! (12:37).

DSB #71

Thursday, May 4, 2017

President Doofus #5

Welcome to the 5th entry in the "President Doofus" series. A series that concerns george w bush, the 43rd occupant of the White House. A pResident who was, incidentally, also illegitimate like the current one. That, and they're both idiots.

But Donald Trump is even dumber, unfortunately. Something that became apparent during the campaign. Which is why I stopped authoring posts putting down bush as a doofus. Because I'd actually consider taking him back now. If only to get rid of the current oval office resident.

A fact I was reminded of last weekend. Saturday Night Live re-aired an episode that was originally broadcast the day after Donald Trump ascended to the highest office in the land. By cheating, yes, but he is still pResident. Anyway, at the top of the show host Aziz Ansari said something positive about gwb, that YES, I had to admit was true.

Aziz Ansari: I think Trump should make a speech. A real speech, denouncing the lowercase KKK [people Ansari referred to earlier in his monologue as people who, now that Trump is president, no longer need to pretend they aren't racist]. Don't tweet about me being lame, or the show being lame. Write a speech. A real speech. Because these people are out there and it's pissing a lot of people off [that racists support Trump but Trump pretends they don't. WHILE dog whistling to them]. And I think it could make a real difference. Other presidents have done things like this and it has helped. Hate crimes and stuff went down.

George W Bush made a speech after 9/11 and it really helped. Things changed. This is what he said in his speech - and I'm paraphrasing slightly - he said, "Islam is peace. The perpetrators of these attacks don't represent Islam. They represent war and violence. Our enemies are not our Muslim brothers and sisters. Our enemies are a network of radical terrorists". And everyone applauded. Republicans, Democrats - it didn't matter. Because it wasn't about politics. It's about basic human decency and remembering why the country was founded in the first place.

I'm sitting there, watching that speech, and I'm like - what the hell has happened? I'm sitting here wistfully watching old George W Bush speeches? [Laughter]. Thinking - what a leader he was! 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I'm like - he guided us with his eloquence! [Laughter] (excerpted from Aziz Ansari's monologue, the 1/21/2017 airing of SNL, 6:31 to 7:65 of the 9:03 clip).

Was Aziz Ansari serious about Trump making such a speech, or was that just the set up to his gwb joke? I'm thinking the later, as Trump would never (and will never) make such a speech. I mean, given the fact that he ran on xenophobia (directed at Muslims and Hispanics). It is something his supporters love him for. They no longer have to pretend to not be racist. Racism now being OK according to the Orange Buffoon-in-Chief.

In any case, bush's speech following the attacks was the correct response. That was one instance when he stepped up and did a decent job. Unfortunately it was a calculated act to build goodwill so that the country would unite behind him, allowing him the freedom to first invade Afghanistan and later Iraq. Invading Iraq (a country that had nothing to do with 9/11) being something he dreamed of doing since day one of his presidency. Following the attacks he was likely thinking "Yes! Now I can invade Iraq!".

But he "guided us with his eloquence" with that one speech. Then went back to being a dildo. By demanding the Taliban turn over bin Laden then turning them down when they said yes. Then lying about Iraq having WMD.

The current White House resident "guiding us with his eloquence" to tamp down bigotry? That's something that will never happen. Love did not trump hate (one of HRC's campaign slogans). Instead the people wanted a Rightwing populist. A fact that still astounds me! Which isn't to say that gwb was not a doofus. He absolutely was. The point is that Trump is worse. Although he hasn't started any new wars... yet. He only ordered an illegal missile strike on a Syrian airfield.

But we could end up going to war. Either with North Korea, or Iran. I think it depends on whether or not it looks like he'll be impeached. Then he could wag the dog like crazy (with a full-blown war) in order to occupy the country and distract us all from removing him from office.

the Syrian airstike proving that the stupid American electorate likes it when potus does comander-in-chief stuff. Even though (I thought) people were tired of war. Maybe that was just when a Black guy was in charge. Although lobbing missiles into a country isn't the same as boots on the ground. But that could still happen. You know it's what neocons like Lindsay Graham and John McCain want.

DSB #70