Sunday, February 25, 2024

TrumperManiacs (unpublished SWTD post from 2017)

This is a SWTD blog post from 11/9/2017 that I never published.

To the tune of the Animaniacs theme

They're trumperMANIACS; they believe in alternative facts.

Intern them all we should; I'd require mandatory deprogramming for their own good. They're trumperMANIACS.

On their minds fake news has a strong hold; Misinformation to sow discord; Paid for in rubles Facebook sold; Micro-target adverts for dupes to behold; They're trumperMANIACS.

Trump's a Christian is what they say; His VP would hang all gays; He was married many times; sexual assault among his admitted crimes; They're trumperMANIACS.

Paranoiac in the extreme; Cultural Marxism is what they scream; "Heil Hitler" in their hearts; They're deplorables who like sniffing farts; They're trumperMANIACS.

Why did I never publish this? I don't know. It appears not to be finished. I was just looking through my posts and saw it on the list as a draft. Thought it was kinda funny.

Regarding paying for Facebook ads in Rubles, I think it would take many more today. As per Google, one Ruble equals 0.011 USD.

No, turns out I was wrong. Apparently in 2017 one Ruble was worth 0.0172 USD. Only 0.0062 more.

DSB #103

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

donald tRump Bangs His Daughter Ivanka. Confirmed

If you believe Deano, dotard donald is boinking his own daughter. I assume he is in a position to know. Or he might simply be an idiot, as many trumpturds are.

:P

During a 2006 appearance with Ivanka on "The View", Trump was asked how he'd react if his daughter posed for Playboy. "It would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what's inside the magazine ... I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. Isn't that terrible? How terrible? Is that terrible?"

DSB #101

Wednesday, July 5, 2023

Evil A-Hole Mystere Gloats With Glee At My Misfortune

A evil racist who calls himself Mystere read a few comments from my other blog that caused him to gloat with glee (happiness expressed using his "Rattrapper" account).

According to Mystere I'm faking comments from myself. Supposedly I wrote "White Power" on Lisa's blog. But that comment was written by Mystere (a bigly comment faker).

Here are two additional comments from Mystere where he wishes death upon me (1st one, in which he also predicts that I'm going to Hell) and my pets (both retorts).


According to Mystere, I had a dog named "Scooter". I told him "Scooter" (not his actual name) passed away. This was a long time ago. Since then 2 other dogs have lived with me. I do not think Mystere knows anything, but one of them did die last August. Which made me VERY sad. The other one is still alive though. And is going to turn 17 next month.

F*ck you, Mystere, you evil a$$hole. For wishing death upon my pets. I would not wish death upon any pet, no matter who it belonged to.

DSB #100

Thursday, June 29, 2023

dotard donald Prison LOL

DSB #99

Thursday, June 15, 2023

Whackjob Dervish bin Satan-Sanders Claims Conservatives Had Conspiracy Theories Of Betty White Dying From COVID 19

I falsely claimed there was a conservative conspiracy theory that Betty White died from Covid. This is according to a post on Mystere's "Donkey's Revenge" blog. Except that the conspiracy theory was that Betty White died from the vaccine, not from the covid virus.





DSB #98

Saturday, May 14, 2022

republiturd Grooming

HT: Shaw Kenawe of Progressive Eruptions.

DSB #97