Thursday, April 11, 2019

"WikiLeaks, I Love Colluding With WikiLeaks" Vs "WikiLeaks? Never Heard Of It"

Come on, dude! Everyone remembers you saying how much you love WikiLeaks during the 2016 campaign.

Hopefully this is bad news for Julian Assange who US authorities want to extradite to face charges here. Although I'm hearing he will fight it and it will be a long drawn out process. Wouldn't it sweet if we could get him to tell the truth about his collusion with Roger Stone? Perhaps we could hook his nads up to some electrodes and turn up the juice until he tells the truth*.

As per a 11/23/2018 CNN story, "Roger Stone exchanged text messages with his alleged WikiLeaks back channel about imminent big news harmful to Hillary Clinton's campaign six days before WikiLeaks released hacked emails from former Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta".

Remember Michael Cohen, during his Senate testimony, said that Dotard was aware of the communication between Stone and Assange.

Michael Cohen: In July 2016, days before the Democratic convention, I was in Mr. Trump’s office when his secretary announced that Roger Stone was on the phone. Mr. Trump put Mr. Stone on the speakerphone. Mr. Stone told Mr. Trump that he had just gotten off the phone with Julian Assange and that Mr. Assange told Mr. Stone that, within a couple of days, there would be a massive dump of emails that would damage Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Mr. Trump responded by stating to the effect of "wouldn't that be great". (Washington Examiner).

Apparently, "that Trump would call Stone in the wee small hours of the morning from a blocked number is no secret at this point". What were Stone and tRump discussing? Obviously Stone was filling tRump in on how the campaign could use the WikiLeaks material to their advantage. AKA they were discussing collusion with the Russian cutout WikiLeaks.

*Just kidding. I am opposed to torture. Which does not produce reliable intel in any case.

DSB #80

Thursday, March 28, 2019

No Collusion Delusion

Dotard tRump did not collude with Russia? That's what Mueller says, despite the colluding we all saw with our own eyes and heard with our own ears. Except Mueller hasn't "said" squat, as all we currently know is what Bill Barr SAYS about what's in the (300 to 1k page) Mueller report. Wake up media! This is what Barr was brought in to do! Yet it seems the "fake news" is buying the Barr spin.

Cover-up? We'll know shortly, I suppose. In the meantime almost everyone is on board with Barr's summary of Mueller's report. Collusion delusion? No! It's a no collusion delusion.

DSB #79

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Robert Mueller Finds That tRump Aided & Abetted Russian Attack On The 2016 potus Election

The following is an excerpt from the Saturday 3/23/2019 airing of msnbc's AM Joy in which host Joy Reid asks contributor Malcolm Nance a vital question regarding the recently completed (Friday 3/22/2019) report concerning the Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections from Special Council Robert Mueller.

Joy Reid: ...whether or not the president of the United States used help from a hostile foreign power to gain access to the White House, and whether that assecuture continues. Do you have confidence that Robert Mueller will tell us the answer to that, at least from the view of the Justice Department?

Malcolm Nance: Yes. I have great confidence that he's going to tell us that. I think he only has two options as to what he can tell us. Because there is an enormous amount of evidence that is already out there. He can tell us that [tRump] was either a handled Russian asset who had worked and willingly coordinated and conspired with Russia. Or that (what many other people suspect) [tRump] is a dupe. And that he foolishly found his way into this; stumbled through it; and did not really intend to do it, but used what he found to get himself elected president. That's it. Those are the only two options. Both of those are a betrayal of the public trust.


David Corn:'s not just the crime. We already know the scandal. There's a scandal without crimes. It's what Malcolm has been talking about. It's betrayal ... whether [tRump] was an asset or not, he aided and abetted the attack. Whether he colluded or not, he helped the attack succeed.

DSB #78

Monday, August 20, 2018

Special Needs Predisent Orders Billions Of Dollars To Be Wasted On Idiotic "Space Force"

Our idiot predisent commands the creation of a Space Force. A brand new "separate but equal" branch of the military that (somehow) already has a budget of 8 Billions dollars (to get it off the ground, I'm guessing).

Video1: Songified video clips of DJT idiocy concerning his moronic idea to create a "space force" incorporated into a "theme song" by The Gregory Brothers (2:27).

According to predisent moron, when he first thought of creating a Space Force, "I was not really serious, then I said 'what a great idea'".

Video2: Kyle Kulinski rants on the insanely stupid and expensive Space Force being prioritized over healthcare and other urgent needs (10:27).

Video3: Tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorist says we already have a Space Force consisting of a fleet of space ships (reverse engineered from alien technology) known as "Solar Warden" (10:04).

DSB #77

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Preznit #43 Highly Praised By Comedian Helen Hong On 10/20/2017 Airing Of The Stephanie Miller Show

The following is an excerpt from the Stephanie Miller Show (Friday 10/20/2017) in which executive producer Vanessa Rumbles, live in-studio guest Helen Hong and Stephanie Miller discuss a 10/19/2017 speech by former preznit George W bush. This was a speech in which gwb voiced criticisms of current predisent Donald Trump... without naming him (George W Bush condemns bigotry and lies in coded attack on Trump).

Vanessa Rumbles: He wrote the speech himself...

Helen Hong: No.

Vanessa Rumbles: ...and everyone around him told him that it might be interpreted as him talking bad about Trump, and he didn't care.

Helen Hong: I was just thinking about this. My block has a lot of dogs, so I see a lot of dog poop. If you see dog poop that's been sitting there for awhile and it's kind of dried out, it's less offensive than fresh dog poop.

Stephanie Miller: That's true. That's a very good analogy. George Bush is old dried out dog poop. You can't even smell it anymore.

Helen Hong: It's been sitting in the sun. It's dehydrated. It's harmless. And now, next to a steaming fresh pile...

Stephanie Miller: Steaming, fresh orange pile. It doesn't seem so bad.

Helen Hong: Well, I'm a poet.

(Video: gwb speech "Bigotry in any form is blasphemy". Referred to by Politico as a speech on Trumpism).

"Bigotry seems emboldened" the former preznit says. "Seems"? He acknowledges the obvious, at least. Something most Republican politicians aren't doing. Flake and Corker being the only other two I can think of. There might be others, although they remain largely complicit via their silence.

DSB #76

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Dotard Predisent Forgets Wife Is Standing Right Next To Him

The following video from Fort Myers Florida on 9/14/2017 where predisent Trump talked about Hurricane Irma rescue and relief efforts.

(Video: Mentally enfeebled old man forgets his wife is standing next to him).

Trump defenders say this is "fake news". "Trump is clearly aware she is there and is talking about himself and Melania seeing the devastation in person" according to Maarten Schenk's "hoax alert".

I don't know. He could have meant that Melania really wanted to be there - and that is why she was. On the other hand, Melania, instead of wearing her usual hot model/trophy wife clothing, has on a regular shirt, pants and baseball cap. I'm thinking he didn't recognize her.


DSB #75

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Rich Republican A-Holes Who Think Poors Love It When Natural Disasters Wipe Them Out

Predisent Fart recently made some comments re Hurricane Harvey from a shelter in Houston that sounded familiar to me. In that they were 100 percent tone deaf. When it comes to natural disasters wiping out everything you own, it is a "wonderful thing" apparently. And Trump believed the victims were "really happy" and were having a "good time".

A somewhat similar comment was when former first lady Barbara Bush (when her doofus son was preznit and his administration flubbed the Hurricane Katrina response) said (in regards to the New Orleans refugees who were being housed in the Houston Astrodome) "so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them". (9/5/2005).

Barbara Bush's comments were made "later that day [when] Mrs. Bush was a guest on Marketplace, a show on public radio". Audio below. (Source).

So, during Katrina the mother of Republican preznit George W bush said things were "working very well for them". Now, during Harvey the Republican predisent Donald Trump thinks everyone is having a "great time". Obviously it's not so bad to lose everything when you don't have much to being with. Heck, it can even work out very well (because some of the victims got a $2000 debit card). Or be so exciting that you end up having a great time (no debit cards, but you might get to meet THE Donald Trump!).

Transcript of Marketplace Barbara Bush audio: [Announcer] Houston, we may have a problem. [Barbara Bush] Almost everyone I've talked to said "we're going to move to Houston". [Announcer] Former 1st lady Barbara Bush took note of the mood in the small city that's formed inside Houston's astrodome. She said many simply want to stay put. [Barbara Bush] unintelligible ...scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. So many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway... this is working very well for them.

DSB #74