Invited Readers STILL being Sought!

Hey, you like the idea of belonging to an exclusive organization that doesn't allow undesirable people in? Now is your chance to join a blog where exclusivity is the goal! Just send an email to me at the address indicated in this blog post and, if you meet the criteria, you could become an invited reader of this blog.

Of course being an invited reader also means you are an invited commenter. Both reading and commenting on this blog is PROHIBITED for non-members, BTW. So... You know, it just occurred to me that, given that nobody should be reading this because (at this point) nobody has been invited... how does anyone know to send me an email to become invited?

You should not be reading this, so how can you read this to find out HOW to be invited? And, if I do get any requests for invitations, I know those people BROKE THE RULES of no reading. That surely is a vexing quandary, and I'm not sure what the answer might be. Send out invitations, possibly?

That could be a problem, except that I'd rather not bother people. My preference is that they find this blog on their own, look it over, and then take the initiative in contacting me. That way the request is their own, and if they aren't interested they simply won't contact me.

That would be opposed to me bothering people with annoying emails asking if they want to join. Oh well. Given that I don't know what to do, I shall do nothing. Anyway, anyone who stumbles across this blog will probably be tempted to read anyway (and so will see this post instructing people who want to become invited readers to email me).

That is OK. But I warn these uninvited readers: Make your decision after reading this immediately! Send me an email (and then LEAVE and read no more. And wait for me to get back to you)... or... Decide you do not want to become an invited reader (and LEAVE and read no more and NEVER return)!

As I have warned previously unauthorized viewings of this blog will NOT be tolerated. They WILL be reported to Blogger... and, who knows, your rules infraction might just get you kicked off Blogger (if you are on Blogger).

If you are not on Blogger... I don't know what might happen. The question you should be asking yourself is... do you want to find out? Problem is, at that point it will be too late... so why risk it? Go away now. Read no more. Don't stick around and possibly be regretting it later.

You can't say you were not warned.

Invited Readers Still Being Sought

Hey, you like the idea of belonging to an exclusive organization that doesn't allow undesirable people in? Now is your chance to join a blog where exclusivity is the goal! Just send an email to me at the address indicated in this blog post and, if you meet the criteria, you could become an invited reader of this blog.

Of course being an invited reader also means you are an invited commenter. Both reading and commenting on this blog is PROHIBITED for non-members, BTW. So... You know, it just occurred to me that, given that nobody should be reading this because (at this point) nobody has been invited... how does anyone know to send me an email to become invited?

You should not be reading this, so how can you read this to find out HOW to be invited? And, if I do get any requests for invitations, I know those people BROKE THE RULES of no reading. That surely is a vexing quandary, and I'm not sure what the answer might be. Send out invitations, possibly?

That could be a problem, except that I'd rather not bother people. My preference is that they find this blog on their own, look it over, and then take the initiative in contacting me. That way the request is their own, and if they aren't interested they simply won't contact me.

That would be opposed to me bothering people with annoying emails asking if they want to join. Oh well. Given that I don't know what to do, I shall do nothing. Anyway, anyone who stumbles across this blog will probably be tempted to read anyway (and so will see this post instructing people who want to become invited readers to email me).

That is OK. But I warn these uninvited readers: Make your decision after reading this immediately! Send me an email (and then LEAVE and read no more. And wait for me to get back to you)... or... Decide you do not want to become an invited reader (and LEAVE and read no more and NEVER return)!

As I have warned previously unauthorized viewings of this blog will NOT be tolerated. They WILL be reported to Blogger... and, who knows, your rules infraction might just get you kicked off Blogger (if you are on Blogger).

If you are not on Blogger... I don't know what might happen. The question you should be asking yourself is... do you want to find out? Problem is, at that point it will be too late... so why risk it? Go away now. Read no more. Don't stick around and possibly be regretting it later.

You can't say you were not warned.

Invited Readers Wanted!

Hey, you like the idea of belonging to an exclusive organization that doesn't allow undesirable people in? Now is your chance to join a blog where exclusivity is the goal! Just send an email to me at the address indicated in this blog post and, if you meet the criteria, you could become an invited reader of this blog.

Of course being an invited reader also means you are an invited commenter. Both reading and commenting on this blog is PROHIBITED for non-members, BTW. So... You know, it just occurred to me that, given that nobody should be reading this because (at this point) nobody has been invited... how does anyone know to send me an email to become invited?

You should not be reading this, so how can you read this to find out HOW to be invited? And, if I do get any requests for invitations, I know those people BROKE THE RULES of no reading. That surely is a vexing quandary, and I'm not sure what the answer might be. Send out invitations, possibly?

That could be a problem, except that I'd rather not bother people. My preference is that they find this blog on their own, look it over, and then take the initiative in contacting me. That way the request is their own, and if they aren't interested they simply won't contact me.

That would be opposed to me bothering people with annoying emails asking if they want to join. Oh well. Given that I don't know what to do, I shall do nothing. Anyway, anyone who stumbles across this blog will probably be tempted to read anyway (and so will see this post instructing people who want to become invited readers to email me).

That is OK. But I warn these uninvited readers: Make your decision after reading this immediately! Send me an email (and then LEAVE and read no more. And wait for me to get back to you)... or... Decide you do not want to become an invited reader (and LEAVE and read no more and NEVER return)!

As I have warned previously unauthorized viewings of this blog will NOT be tolerated. They WILL be reported to Blogger... and, who knows, your rules infraction might just get you kicked off Blogger (if you are on Blogger).

If you are not on Blogger... I don't know what might happen. The question you should be asking yourself is... do you want to find out? Problem is, at that point it will be too late... so why risk it? Go away now. Read no more. Don't stick around and possibly be regretting it later.

You can't say you were not warned.

The Invited Reader Slots Are Currently All Empty

The invited reader "slots" are currently empty due to me cancelling the sign up via email contact form, due to worries of fake sign up requests.

If anyone submitted a genuine request to become an invited reader via the email contact form I ask that you please resubmit. Resubmissions should be sent to the email address I gave in my last post.

Thank you, and I apologize for the error... my error in not realizing that the email contact form provided me with no way to verify identities.

Cancelled: Acceptance Of Invited Readers Via the email Contact Form

I have decided to cancel the acceptance of invited readers via the email contact form located at the top of my sidebar. The reason being that the possibility exists for spoofing.

Given that ANY email and name can be entered in the form, even if neither belongs to the person submitting the request, it is possible that someone could submit false information in an attempt to spoof a request from another blogger.

If you are someone who has submitted a request in this matter I politely request that you resubmit your request by sending me a PROPER email. My email address is dkfz@yahoo.com. Regarding those requests... I am not going to reply to them. If you submitted one, I apologize.

You may have been waiting for a reply - but you're not going to get one. I simply cannot tell if they are genuine or not. If you are still interested in becoming an invited reader please contact me by email from your email address. Do NOT use the contact form.

Any and all past and future requests to become an invited reader that come to me by way of the email contact form will not be replied to.

Again, I apologize for the inconvenience and me not realizing the possibility of spoof requests being submitted before I directed people to use the email contact form.

Update: I have removed the email contact form. Please use the electronic communications address referred to above if you wish to submit a request to become an invited reader. Thank you.