Actually Donald's prenup doesn't say this, that is a joke Carlos Alazraqui made on the 3/9/2016 airing of the Stephanie Miller Show in reaction to John Melendez bringing up a REAL story concerning Trump's claim that his wife Melania (not melanoma) does not poop or fart. Seriously.
The following from a 2003 Howard Stern interview (edited, see full interview video below).
| Trump: Howard let me just ask you. You said something a while ago about Beth that amazed me because it applies to Melania. You said you've never seen her do anything, like, bad, in terms of her own personal. ... You said you've never heard her fart. Stern: Not only is that true, she doesn't make doody. She hasn't made doody... Trump: I can say the exact same thing about Melania. ... I've never seen any of that. Stern: You're probably expecting a big one this year, though. Trump: Maybe they save that for after marriage. Beth and Melania, maybe they save it for after marriage. (Donald Trump claims his wife doesn't poop or fart by Stefan Sirucek. 2/24/2016). |
This explains Trump's comment about Hillary Clinton taking a bathroom break during the 3rd debate being "too disgusting" to talk about... he thinks women's bodies process waste differently than men's bodies do.
Even though, according to Oddee's Fart Facts "people pass gas about 14 times per day [with] the average person producing about half a liter of farts every single day... and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men".
I guess you could say that Donald Trump is a dumbsh*t. In this case he's a dumbsh*t regarding women sh*tting... as well as tooting.
Video1: Donald Trump and Howard Stern discuss the "fact" that neither of their wives poop or fart... as far as they know (Trump sez "I've never seen any of that"). Fast forward to the 7 minute mark for the exchange (19:03). Update, 10/26/2016: Sirius whined to YouTube and had the video removed, although the relevant part can be viewed as attached to a 2/16/2016 BuzzFeed article, Trump Isn't Into Anal, Melania Never Poops, And Other Things He Told Howard Stern. (Note: the video, as presented on BuzzFeed has no embed option. I looked at the html in an attempt to find it, but no luck. So you'll have to follow the link to view it).
Video2: Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump remarked on Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton's brief absence from the debate stage on Dec. 19 saying, "Where did she go? I thought she quit".
SWTD Tags: 2016 Election, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton.
Howard Stern. That disgusting pervert who would typically get a couple of prostitutes or strippers into his studio for a seriously stupid interview.
ReplyDeleteNo man that would deign to appear or actually to be heard on the Howard Stern Show any time after about 1994 or so, obviously has no love for women or any type of conscience. Certainly not by 2003. Howard had already driven away his wife, their romance being cute enough for a movie, by telling his listeners that he preferred to stay up alone beating off with pornography than to be in bed with his wife. People like this hate women. They are misogynists. They are the very shame of masculinity. Bluebeard personalities that have absolutely no regard for any person's happiness other than their own.
Agreed, FJ. BTW, when Trump says that his and Stern's wives leave things like pooping and farting for "after marriage", he's confirming that for men like him marriage isn't about love. Marriage lasts only while the woman is young and hot. After awhile it will be time to upgrade to a newer model.
Deletei should add it to my prenup pros and cons list...
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