In regards to the unauthorized viewer who took a look at this blog and then reported back to his betters... You are hereby warned that you are to never return.
This blog should be considered by you to be strictly OFF LIMITS.
Any further unauthorized viewings will be reported to the proper authorities. I suspect the punishment shall be severe... or I hope that it will be, in any case.
A fine and a lifetime ban from the internet would be the penalty I'd impose. Although I'd have imposed this penalty long ago for the confabulation, outright lying and ill-manneredness he engages in whilst blogging... and HAS been engaging in for many years.