Sunday, June 1, 2014

Welcome Invited Readers! (Redux 3)

In 3 previous commentaries on this blog I disclosed that this site is for invited readers only, and that uninvited interneters may NOT read, nor may they comment. If you happened to stumble upon this blog (or followed a link from elsewhere) and I did not approve you to comment... well, then you are NOT welcome to read or comment on this blog. I am sorry, but you MUST leave immediately... although you may linger long enough to use the comment form (see sidebar) to request the privilege of an invite if you desire.

That said, I hereby welcome my invited readers (Again, uninvited readers should no longer be reading) to this "exclusive club", if you will. Want to hang out and chat with others who have been INVITED like yourself on a blog where the undesirables are kept out? This blog is the place.

Given that you were invited and now a member of this "members only" club, do you not feel special? Well, you are. I would have rejected your request for an invitation if you were not.

And, although there currently are no invited readers, this post will be applicable to invitees once any apply and are accepted. In any case, you wouldn't be reading this if you were not an invited reader.

It is possible, however, that you might be breaking the rules and reading this post when you should not be. If that is the case I politely request that you STOP reading and leave this site RIGHT NOW! Scram! Get lost! Take a hike. Go away and do not return... unless I send you an invite (which I probably won't).

Still reading? Then you MUST have been invited... and I welcome you to my "invited readers only" blog.

Please leave many comments. Enjoy yourself. You deserve this recognition of your specialness. Special because your request to join was accepted and you can now comment as much as you want. But please, don't abuse the privlege or I may revoke your invitation.

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Unfortunately comment moderation is necessary in order to screen out insanity from an idiot calling himself "Luke" of the "Words And Music" (a liar who has made bogus accusations that many others are stealing his posts) as well as homophobic hate from TOM of the blog "Stay A While" (actually the same person).